ONE WAY TO SKIN A WHAT oh buddy you are fired

EMPLOYING CAT VETO ON THE PETTING your petition is denied JUST SITTING OVER HERE NO REASON where’s the appeal

COME BACK BARON VON SHAKYMOUSE ALL IS FORGIVEN oh here you are NOW IT IS YOUR TIME TO FORGIVE gnaw gnaw gnaw

OH SURE WE ALL HEAR ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT nothing about socks night I WAS NOMINATED FOR MOST HUNGRY this is my year I know it

TOTALLY COSPLAYING A PILLOW worked all weekend on this costume WHY ISN’T ANYONE TAKING PHOTOS OF ME

HEY aw HELLO THERE aw HUZZAH man WOOO HOOOO oof MAN I HATE CATROULETTE

APPEARS MY OLD PAL @RUDYTHEPARROT GOT MEDIA ATTENTION http://bit.ly/rudyistasty SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN’T LIKE ME silly out of context quotes

just trotting by please ignore HEY WHERE ARE YOU this room needs your attention OH HI THERE trotting by please ignore

JUST GOT THIS PICTURE FROM @KITTENFLUFFIES apparently squirrel winter olympics were on cat tv http://img86.yfrog.com/i/rsx.jpg/

race you kid ONE TWO THREE START man look at him go NOW WHERE WERE WE PILLOW

A BIG GOODBYE TO SOCKS ARMY MEMBER @XANDERBEARKINS your poop missions were brave and many REST WELL SOLDIER

BOY CAT TV HAS REALLY GONE GREY THESE DAYS it’s like nobody’s got a good budget anymore NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT’S ALL REALITY SHOWS

SORRY HAD A TYPO THERE indicated I wanted two bowls of kibble when I meant two hundred thousand bowls IT’S OK TO SPLIT THE SHIPMENT

I SUPPOSE YOU’RE WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU HERE TODAY well I’ll just sit here with an open mouth until you all figure it ut

THIS SUDDEN BURST OF MEDIA ATTENTION IS NICE AND ALL but let us focus on the issues folks FOR EXAMPLE I STILL LACK A BED MADE OF SALMON

WELL NOW IT APPEARS I AM IN THE BOSTON GLOBE TODAY http://bit.ly/socksglobe not sure what to make of this WOW LOTS OF VIDEO OF ME TOO

HURRAH canadian cat zeke has found home in california http://anluan.com/zeke HAPPY MEOW apparently will teach new housemates about curling

HEY MY DUST PILE IS GONE checking for backup BACKUP FOUND paw paw paw OK RESTORED

best friend best friend OH BEST FRIEND where’s the food best friend AH HERE IT IS THANKS BEST FRIEND munch munch AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU

OH WOW THE RED DOT IS BACK where have you been little guy been waiting for you WHOOP THERE YOU GO oh it is on buddy